Thursday, April 2, 2015

Sunny Leone Whatsapp Funny Masti Status Jokes SMS Shayari




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Doctor: what expressions r on ur hubby's face during s..e..x?
sunny leone : anger
Doctor: why??????????????????
sunny leone : because he is always watching from the window.


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Sunny Leone learning Hindi!Teacher askd her 2 translate in 2 English”Chaddar dekh kr pair failana”
Sunny:
“Wherever u see a bedsheet,Just spread ur legs..!

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Sunny Leone arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting…
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Bhikhari: “Behanji 1 rupiya dedo…”
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Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs.
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Secretary: “Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?”
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Sunny Loene: “Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai…dil bhawuk ho gaya…_

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Director 2 Sunny Leone-
Suhagrat ka scene hai, Dudh ka glass le ke jana h aur hero ko pilana hai.:Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to Hema Malini Ko le lete. !!

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Sunny Leone to taxi driver- Airport
chaloge??
Driver- Haan chalunga….
Sunny leone- Kya loge ?
Driver- Gareeb Aadmi hoon behenji, Paise hee lunga._

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Thought:

Whenever in life you are loosing self control.
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Just think about Sunny Leone’s cameraman. :P


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The Changing Times
1970-1985: Sunny means Gavaskar.
1985-2010: Sunny means Deol.
2010-2025: Sunny means Leone
Kaam teeno ka ek hi hai..
thukai.. bas tareeke alag alag hain!! :D

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Sunny leone in Master Chef:
Aaj main Aapko: Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.


Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.

Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein..

Kofte ka kaya kam.. fir kabhi ban jayega!

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मेरी हर आह को वाह मिली है यहाँ..☺��

कौन कहता है दर्द बिकता नहीं है...

-Sunny leone.����



Meri har aah ko vah mili hai yaha...

Kaun kahta hai Dard bikta nai

- Sunny Leone
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#SunnyLeone class mein padha rhi thi.


A for Apple

B for Bat

C for Cat

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L for L***

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Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya.

sabhi bacche ek sath bole :

koi bat nahi madam Wapas muh mein le lo :P :D


 

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