Rajinikanth Funny Whatsapp Jokes Status And Chutkule In Hindi And English

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Frustrated Rajnikant:
"Kuch to
Rehem karo kamino ..!..Ab Ye
Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata
Hai..To Uske bum Se Idli Nikalti
Hai..

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Neymar: मैं फुटबॉल को अपनी उंगलियों पर 2 घंटे तक घुमा सकता हूँ ।
RAJNIKANT: तुम्हे क्या लगता है.. ये पृथ्वी किसकी उंगलियों पर घूम रही है !!!!

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Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur tum ?
Kalia : 100
Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh ?
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kalia : RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai...

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Breaking news...
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Rajnikanth ko ek chiti ne kat liya..

Pure tamilnadu ki chitiya lapata hai...:p 

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Rajinikant got 150 questions in
exam paper asking - "Solve any 100
questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, "
Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"....

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 Rajnikant Creates New email id:
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gmail@rajnikant .com
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Hackers Dies......
Virus Cries.........
Google Shocks....
Computer Blocks....
Rajnikant Rocks....

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Rajniknt was playing DHOL in a Ganpati Visarjan
An Alien landed from a near by Galaxy
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and
requestd, Bhai mere Bete ka Board Exam hai,
Thoda Dheere Bajao Na Plzzzzz.

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1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant ki beti ko aankh mar di
rajnikant ne uski gardn,hath ur per marod diye
aaj us ladke ko duniya 'Baba Ramdev, ke naam se janti hai......

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DHOOM 3
Jhohn, Rhritk and Amir on BIKE
Wid speed of 200km/hr
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Rajanikant overtakes them
Wid Bicycle n says
"Beta Save Fuel Use cycle" 

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Lagaan by RAJNEEKANT
Climax scene: 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball
Splits in 4 pieces. All pieces go for 6's.
India wins!!

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