Sunday, July 19, 2015

Latest College Life Whatsapp Status SMS Shayari In Hindi

  • Latest College Life Whatsapp Status SMS Shayari In Hindi
Dear School,
I know we had problems when I was young,
but I love u now n i miss u :’)
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After college ,
If u ever start missing ur college days,
Your class,
Your friend circle,
Canteen or anything about college life
Just open your marksheets….
Sara nasha utar jaega
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Arz kiya hai, zara gaur farmaiye…
Dost ne pucha exam main, “5th ans. Batao”
.
Dost ne pucha exam main, “5th ans. Batao”
.
.
.
.
.
Maine kaha, “Melody khao khud jaan jao.”
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Arz kiya hai . .
Jannat Sabko Chahiye
Par Marna Koi Nahi Chahta
Wah ! Wah !
Jannat Sabko Chahiye Par
Marna Koyi Nhi Chahta
Marks Sabko chahiye Par
Padhna Koi Nahi Chahta..
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My teachers always told me that
if I didn’t study hard enough
I’d end up working at McDonalds.
Well I proved them wrong,
I got a job at KFC today.
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avjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School.
Teacher: What is a Noun?
Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai.
Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing..!!!!
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Father: Beta..!
Tu ne Engineering Ke 4 Saalo Mein
Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha..?
Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K..
Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3 Cigarette Jalana..
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Madam to boy- kaha hai copy kaha hai pen
boy- jbse tme dekha kya copy kya pen
.
.
Tere mast mast do nain
mere dil ka le gye chain
gayab hao copy aur kho gayi pen!
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Girl: Tum Kya Karte ho?
Boy: Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun.
Girl: Kaun Se College?
Boy: ‘IIN’, Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni!

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