Girlfriend Funny Insult Shayari hindi SMS Whatsapp Status Collection

Girlfriend Funny Insult Shayari hindi SMS Whatsapp Status, Friendship Insult SMS, Funny English Quotes, Funny Insult Shayari / poetry of Girl messag, Insult Sms Jokes & Messages



Example of self insult,

Boss (In Angry mood):

Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai kya ??

Boy (Nazre jhuka ke): Nahi,

Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho,

Upar meri taraf dekho.

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Wo kya sahegi pyar ke dard ko.

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Kal activa se giri, ab tak ro rahi hai..

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Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho

fir bhi thik se khana banana nahi aata..???

Wife: Tum bhi to blue film dekhte rehte ho

maine kabhi kuch kaha..???

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Wife: Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge.

Husband: Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi!

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Mere Pas 1 Bandar Aya Aur Kaha,

Mujhe Logo Ko Pareshan Karna Hai,

Maine Tumhara Naam Bataya To Usne,

Thappad Mara, Kaha ‘BOSS’ Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka..

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Tum Hamesha Mujhse Behtaar Rahe Ho,

Isme Koi Shak Nahi Hai,

Me 100 Tum 105,

Me 200 Tum 210,

Me 300 Tum 315 To Fir,

Me 400 To Tum…??

Jawab Jarur Dena…!

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Aab Tohar Bare Me Ka Kahe,

Tohar Chehra Chanda Saman,

Tohar Aankhe Chanda Saman,

Tohar Honth, Dant, Naak Chanda Saman,

Aur Chanda Hamar Gaon Ki ‘BHEINS’ Ka Naam..

 

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Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Achche,

Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Pyaare,

Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Sachche,

Ek Hum Hai Ki Jo Juth Pe Juth Bole Ja Rahe..!


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Chamakte Chand Ko Nind Aane Lagi,

Aapki Khushi Se Duniya Jagmagane Lagi,

Dekhke Aapko Har Kaali Gungunane Lagi,

Abto Fekte Fekte Mujhe Nind Aane Lagi..

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Hum Na Hote To Aapko Gazal Kon Kehta,

Apke Chehre Ko Gulab Kon Kehta,

Ye To Karishma He Hum Pyaar Karne Walo Ka,

Warna Patthron Ko TAJMAHAL Kon Kehta..

 

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Har Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Du,

Tere Liye Ye Duniya Chhod Du,

Tere Liye Dil Ke Darwaze Khol Du,

Tu Ek Bar Haske Dikha, Tere Sare Daant Tod Du..


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Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,

Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,

Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,

Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna..

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Bandar Ka Beta/Beti Apne Baap Se Bola:

Papa.. Papa.. Mujhe Shaadi Karni Hai..

Baap Bola:

Beta Abhi Thoda Intezar Karo,

DULHA/DULHAN Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai..

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Kisi Ne Dil Badal Liya,

Kisi Ne Dhadkan Badal Li,

Aapke Paas Kuch Nahi Tha Badalne Ko..?

To Aapne Mandir Jaa Kar Chappal Badal Li..


CHAPPAL CHOR!!

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Khuda Ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi To Bhojan Banaya,

Pyaas Dekhi To Paani Banaya,

Tumko Nind Aayi To Bister Banaya,


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Aur Bina Dosto K Dekha To Mujhe Fasayaa..

Aur Ek Chand? Possible

Aur Ek Suraj? Possible

Aur Ek Friend Tere Jaisa? Impossible..

Kyuki Manufacturing Locha Sirf Ek Hi Bar Hota Hai..

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Bhagwan Aapko Dher Sari Girlfriend De,

Jo ‘Mayawati’ Jaisi Sundar,

‘Jaylalita’ Jaisi Slim,

‘Mamta Banerjee’ Jaisi Shant Aur,

‘Pratibha Patil Jaisi Jawan Ho..

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Suraj Se Achca Sitara Nahi Koi,

Hamare Jaisa Rishta Doosra Nahi Koi,

Chahe Saari Duniya Dhoondhlo,

Mujhsa PYAARA, Aapsa AWAARA Nahi Koi..

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Maine Pucha AKKAL Kya Hoti He?

Aasman Bola: Bahot Buland Hoti He,

Sagar Bola: Bahot Gehri Hoti He,

Aap Ne Jawab Diya: ‘AKKAL’ Ye Kya Hoti He..??

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