Sunday, July 19, 2015

New Rajnikanth Funny Whatsapp Status And Jokes Collection SMS


Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ........
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in
India!
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Once rAjnikAnt apPeared in Exam of CSS
gUess wht happnd.??
failed.!!
.
beta ye CSS h
rajni ho ya gajni,sabki h bajni
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Rajnikant’s balance in mobile.
Rs. 99999999999….
Validity. 32/13/2000010
When we call his no..
We can hear one sound:”Aap jis airtel/docomo/ vodafone/ aircel/ idea/ bsnl/tata/­ -reliance,uninor no..
Pe call kar rahe
hai vo mobile abhi GALAXY se bahar hai..
..
Ummeed karte hai 1-2 sec. me EARTH
pahunch jayega…:p :O ;) :D
..
Yanna rascala Mind it..;)=))
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रजनीकांत (एयरलाइंस वालों से): दिल्ली से चेन्नई की फ्लाइट कितने बजे आएगी?

एयरलाइंस वाले: एक घंटे में सर.

रजनीकांत: इससे तो अच्छा है मैं पैदल ही चला जाऊं.
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Ek BAR 1 judge ne
RAJNIKANT ko crime
karte hue dekh liya
.
.

.
toh kya?
tabse Kaanon andha ho gaya
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Rajinikant got 150 questions in
exam paper asking - "Solve any 100
questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, "
Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"....
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